Stoned and bored? Do some fun stoned stuff. Here's a list of fun and cool things to do while you're stoned.
- Listen to music. Especially new music that you've never heard. I recommend... No I'm telling you to listen to "The Decline" by NoFX at least once while your wasted. It's insanity. Just pay attention to music while your wasted. It makes it so much more amazing.
- Scary movies are cool. They become more then just scary for some reason.
- Stop everything your doing and look to the right. Whatever is there you have to ponder why it's there. Think about why they made it and what other purposes it could serve.
- Come up with over elaborate plans to do something simple. Like if you have the munchies figure out a way to get them to you without having to do anything.
- Sit Down. Pick a wall / ceiling. Now stare at it and don't try anything. Notice your own blinking.
- Pick a song that you know off by heart. I'm talking REALLY good. Now air guitar it or air drum it. Play an instrument without the instrument. Once you've heard "The Decline" enough I recommend playing the guitar. With your eyes closed. It's amazing.
- Figure out how to get money for your next batch of pot. I've always come up with a way when I'm stoned.
- Try to draw what's in your mind at the time. It doesn't make sense.
- Make a professional style burger at home. Like Bacon Mushroom Melt. Man that's good when it's done at home.
- Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eventually it evolves into something but it's fun to try.
- Compare people by "How good they are at life".
- If you have any hobbies that are capable of being done while stoned (like instruments or painting or something) do them.
- Listen to "Like Spinning Plates" by Radiohead and look at everything as it grows backwards and your sent back to the begining of time. Then realise that time like everything else is a perception. It can be looked at from different ways.
- Enjoy Rocking Chairs and all their glory.
- Look at simple things like a spoon and wonder about its life. Usually this goes nowhere and stays nowhere.
- Come up with cool names and words.
- Smoke weed.
From Pro Pot
38 comentarii:
This is a lot better than most of the lists on the web.
sucks, sounds like you just started smoking weed 2 days ago
i'm stoned right now and i think this list is childish
what are you new?
This is a good list dude. Tons better than most others on the web.
some of these made me smile...but some i just didnt get...
So you're recommending we sit around and air guitar NOFX songs?
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I love NOFX. I also love food.
lmfao i hate when potheads get angry,
they seem to forget that smoking is something that she be held almost sacred, not to fanatacism, but just hold it to high enough regards that you dont treat smoking like you would every other day, DO SOMETHING, DONT JUST SIT AROUND OR DO YOUR REGULAR SCHEDULE
Fuck you all,You're ammatuers,if u cant figour out what to do...your retards...the most ebsolute best thing to do....is optical illusios...and black light posters...he was right about one thing...but never recomend music to others man...yout not a true stoner...weed had a diffrent effect on all people...so it dont mean we will like the same things...so go by your mood...or fav kinds of music...im high as fuck....WOOT! I've only been smoking for four years...yet i make u look like a dumb ass...
Dude, I am like so stoned right nwo..seriously. and I don't think any of these things would be fun to do....but this shit kinda sucks cause i'm fucken paranoid as fuck . so yeah but i do think being in a nice and sunny field sounds dazzling funn.
yeah... i agree with the listening to music part... but no air guitar and shit...
play a real guitar and all this fairy tale shit hes talking about hes just like trippin bawl when he wrote this lol
i am stoned and trying the things out were pretty cool. but im on trippy stuff so everything is awsome.
The only thing I suggest to do while stoned is leave this webpage and go back to youtube.
don't give a fuck what anyone else says, this IS better than any other lists you'll find on the internet. the only thing i see on the others are
-smoke more
-jump off buildings/stuff
-fuck/jack off
-eat
nice list though
eat some shrooms and go night swimming, trippy as hell
cynics, pessimists, and asshole potheads in general are the worst. You assholes that write shit like "sucks, sounds like you just started smoking weed 2 days ago" and "what are you new" are typical shithead burnouts in that all they do is bring down the efforts of others without contributing jack fucking squat to anything in life. This was a decent list, and until you jerkoffs come up with something better, here's a big FUCK YOU
1. ink blot tests are glorious.
2. cloud watching too!
3. looking at spanish lace plastering on the ceiling
trying to find shapes of people or animals or anything.
Bibbaty Babbuty boo
Huh... Who knew my first time stoned would be on a board like this, whatever 'this' is, I forgot.
Look mom! My presense on the 'ol Inet forever!
I hope I search for this someday and remember the really good. Hopefully it's still good.
I did a couple of these and got so blown away into thought by my wall that I never finished the list. If someone can't get that awesomely, brilliantly deep into their own mind when smoking then I suggest they lay off for a day or two and then get stoned off their asses like it was their first time ever. Live and love, people. Hatred's not fun for anybody.
mannnn, why are you guys so angry??!!
cant we all just get along??!!
like its weed we're talking about.. lets just smoke, and be free, just live in the moment, dont knock nybody down.. lets just BE!
nd if ur fuckin stoned...why waist it on the computer???!! just a waist of weed man... at least watch some cheech and chong on youtube if youve got nothin else!
does anybody know how long it took me to find the post comment button?!?! now you can tlel im hgih. i was scllroing up and dwon and nveer fgureid it out and fnilaly funod it.
honestly now that im sober, i think wrtiting down lyrics to whatever type of music u listen to would be pretty cool. add that to the list haha.
The music part is by far the best when stoned. For me, it's thought provoking music like Killah Priest and others like Blink-182 that do the trick for me. I hate hippies but I love smoking.
i give you respect on the list. i do alot of that shit. and whoever calls themselves a stoner is an idiot. i smoke because i enjoy it not because i think its cool. dont go on the internet and brag about how long youve been smoking and how cool you are. when you smoke do whatever you think is fun, and if you think this stuff is childish, then you shouldnt be smoking weed.
you guys forgot about falling into a game of rockband, checking out the stars. Those ones are my favourite till the munchies hit
You know whats really lame? trying to compete over who's got their PhD in smoking. seriously, yea some of them i didnt get, but there were a couple that were thought provoking in a way where i came up with new inventions & shit.Everybody enjoys blazing in their own certainw ay, sometimes i like to chill, sometimes i like to have an interesting convo.
Basically, you guys need to chill out.......maybe by smoking more pot (which is basically what we're all arguing over in a way, if you think about it)
My favourite is to Jump on a trampoline
The Very bestestest thing to do ever is get your girl and your two best buds and have them sit in the back seat and your girl in the front and DRIVE, but don't get blazed unless you pull over, and listen to music. Best songs while drivin high are Rbel music by bob marley, Summertime by Sublime, April 26, 1992 by Sublime, uhh, Float away by kotton mouth kings and The Serpentine offering by Dimmu Borgir. Oh and watch for cars with lights on their side mirrors cuz there cops apparently. Drive safe now...
watch fight club
even beter than fight club, download the song Glosoli by the awesome band sigur ros and listen to it in a dark room with your eyes closed :D it will blow your mind!!!
going places like malls, where its really busy and ordering burgers from McDonalds is soo fun.. just going on little adventures is fucking hillarious.. its really fun to tape up you hands and feet with a blind fold on. you get so paranoid and think that your mates all have there blindfolds off and are gonna hit you. try thinking of an awsome movie that hasnt been made yet. and that you are goning to direct it.. if possible try and create it around you circumstances at that point in time... its a good laugh
try poprocks while listening to dark side of the moon by pink flyod in the drk. its so krazy
MANNNNNNN I feel good :) this list is childish i guess but FUCK it is fun !!
wow, these people must be 13 years old boys trying to seem cool. Your list is BADASS. when i say BADASS i mean it had to have been thought up by a stoner-not a douche bag that smokes at frat parties:P
best list ive come across.
And im shocked how many people commented that clearly havent smoked weed. Im sorry but if air guitar doesnt sound appealing-either you're on some bad drug or you are in fact the lamest, most boring person EVER!!
hope to see more list like this one and more stoner's like us:)
you all need to smoke a joint and chill :)
(I'm high right now) i love getting high with you BEST friends. Im talking about people who are just like you, and start talking. You guys will have the most serious conversations(intelligent fiends) or funniest(dumb friend) then go to Mcdonalds.
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