Cool things to do while Stoned



Stoned and bored? Do some fun stoned stuff. Here's a list of fun and cool things to do while you're stoned.
  1. Listen to music. Especially new music that you've never heard. I recommend... No I'm telling you to listen to "The Decline" by NoFX at least once while your wasted. It's insanity. Just pay attention to music while your wasted. It makes it so much more amazing.

  2. Scary movies are cool. They become more then just scary for some reason.

  3. Stop everything your doing and look to the right. Whatever is there you have to ponder why it's there. Think about why they made it and what other purposes it could serve.

  4. Come up with over elaborate plans to do something simple. Like if you have the munchies figure out a way to get them to you without having to do anything.

  5. Sit Down. Pick a wall / ceiling. Now stare at it and don't try anything. Notice your own blinking.

  6. Pick a song that you know off by heart. I'm talking REALLY good. Now air guitar it or air drum it. Play an instrument without the instrument. Once you've heard "The Decline" enough I recommend playing the guitar. With your eyes closed. It's amazing.

  7. Figure out how to get money for your next batch of pot. I've always come up with a way when I'm stoned.

  8. Try to draw what's in your mind at the time. It doesn't make sense.

  9. Make a professional style burger at home. Like Bacon Mushroom Melt. Man that's good when it's done at home.

  10. Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eventually it evolves into something but it's fun to try.

  11. Compare people by "How good they are at life".

  12. If you have any hobbies that are capable of being done while stoned (like instruments or painting or something) do them.

  13. Listen to "Like Spinning Plates" by Radiohead and look at everything as it grows backwards and your sent back to the begining of time. Then realise that time like everything else is a perception. It can be looked at from different ways.

  14. Enjoy Rocking Chairs and all their glory.

  15. Look at simple things like a spoon and wonder about its life. Usually this goes nowhere and stays nowhere.

  16. Come up with cool names and words.

  17. Smoke weed.



150 comments:

  1. This is a lot better than most of the lists on the web.

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  2. sucks, sounds like you just started smoking weed 2 days ago

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  3. i'm stoned right now and i think this list is childish

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  4. This is a good list dude. Tons better than most others on the web.

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  5. some of these made me smile...but some i just didnt get...

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  6. So you're recommending we sit around and air guitar NOFX songs?

    ....

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  7. I love NOFX. I also love food.

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  8. lmfao i hate when potheads get angry,
    they seem to forget that smoking is something that she be held almost sacred, not to fanatacism, but just hold it to high enough regards that you dont treat smoking like you would every other day, DO SOMETHING, DONT JUST SIT AROUND OR DO YOUR REGULAR SCHEDULE

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  9. Fuck you all,You're ammatuers,if u cant figour out what to do...your retards...the most ebsolute best thing to do....is optical illusios...and black light posters...he was right about one thing...but never recomend music to others man...yout not a true stoner...weed had a diffrent effect on all people...so it dont mean we will like the same things...so go by your mood...or fav kinds of music...im high as fuck....WOOT! I've only been smoking for four years...yet i make u look like a dumb ass...

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    1. Your fucken stupid. Who the fuck are you to say what a true stoner is. U haven't got a clue. You sir are a stupid stoner u make all of us look bad.

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    2. your a fuckin fag just like that one guy said stoners have different ways of doing shit so every one shut the fuck up n lets get high

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    3. Guys, Is this what smoking weed is about? Fighting and childish name calling? im 17 and i'm less childish :) Been smoking for 3 or 4 years, can't call my self the perfect example of a stoner, but i think everyone should just chill the fuck out and smoke more weed, they should have a chatroom for stoned people! hahaha

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    4. I know something you should do, go back to 5th grade when you learned how to properly put together a paragraph.

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    5. INCREASE THE PEACE, yo. JUST SAYING :)

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    6. No, sir, you made yourself look like a dumbass. Might I add, there is no such thing as a 'true stoner'. Either you're a stoner or not. And by your attitude, my friend, you don't seem to be a stoner I'd want to toke with...ever. Buzz kill anyone?

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    7. Lads just have a joint and relax now.

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    8. good to see all stoners here...

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    9. Hey man im stoned and fully understood what you were saying and where you were coming from :O
      woah im blazed. stoners can like comunicate on an imaginative level where we really think anbout what people are saying in a colorfull way and so in that paragraph you typed, i fully imagined two whole lives going on a course and chancing on arguing on this site but say in 10 years the two may bump into each other or even become friends without ever knowing D:

      and this is possible with everyone. its all just lives coliding in random sequence and building on randomised experiences because every seperate experience caused all of us to be completely unique but each experience involves other people who have also experienced completely random experiences. that makes the possible lives to lead infinite D: fucking mind blowing. mind full of fuck lol im sooo blazed. :D peace out yo

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    10. every one needsd to calm down and smoke more

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    11. you're stupid. like who in the fuck would say something like this? everyone should try the pop rock challenge while you're stoned and listen to " i used to have a best friend ( but then he gave me an std ) stepped up and scratched " by asking alexandria. talk about a fucking trip.

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    12. chill out man all stoner's are different who gives a shit how long youv'e smoked or what you enjoy! JUST ENJOY Yourself and fuck trying to tell others how to enjoy their smoking we all like different things because we are all different so chill out and be happy no need to argue. peace

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    13. look....guys.....i put 100000 periods after everything.......

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    14. Hey Guys, for me it's more that the list seems cool BECAUSE it's amateur... I actually love to go back to the beginning of my weed story occasionally.. so it's cool to have a list like this. and helpful too.

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  10. Dude, I am like so stoned right nwo..seriously. and I don't think any of these things would be fun to do....but this shit kinda sucks cause i'm fucken paranoid as fuck . so yeah but i do think being in a nice and sunny field sounds dazzling funn.

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  11. yeah... i agree with the listening to music part... but no air guitar and shit...

    play a real guitar and all this fairy tale shit hes talking about hes just like trippin bawl when he wrote this lol

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  12. i am stoned and trying the things out were pretty cool. but im on trippy stuff so everything is awsome.

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  13. The only thing I suggest to do while stoned is leave this webpage and go back to youtube.

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  14. don't give a fuck what anyone else says, this IS better than any other lists you'll find on the internet. the only thing i see on the others are

    -smoke more
    -jump off buildings/stuff
    -fuck/jack off
    -eat

    nice list though

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  15. eat some shrooms and go night swimming, trippy as hell

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  16. cynics, pessimists, and asshole potheads in general are the worst. You assholes that write shit like "sucks, sounds like you just started smoking weed 2 days ago" and "what are you new" are typical shithead burnouts in that all they do is bring down the efforts of others without contributing jack fucking squat to anything in life. This was a decent list, and until you jerkoffs come up with something better, here's a big FUCK YOU

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    1. i agree, fuck the assholes man

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    2. yea..... wow wtf i just made a comment on a comment made in 2008, 4 years ago... the person that wrote it probebly dont ever remembers this argument and just lived his life.. i wonder how he is.. how he strugggles trough live and how he feels... i might meet him one day, yet ill never know. and ill just moved on.. and there are billions of other people who i dont know, but share simular experiences..................... over a week....... i forgot this posts existence.... for the rest of my life, weed is defenetly a mind expanding drug...
      dont mind the spelling for you grammar nazzis out there im stoned and not english..

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    3. ^^woah dude... woah

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    4. Dude, you just blew my fuckin mind.... woah you'll never see this man but i'm stoned and i want to say thank you. I was bored, stumbling across the internet when i stumbled onto your post. Man i never though about life like that. Good luck to you sir, peace

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  17. 1. ink blot tests are glorious.
    2. cloud watching too!
    3. looking at spanish lace plastering on the ceiling

    trying to find shapes of people or animals or anything.

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  18. Bibbaty Babbuty boo

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  19. Huh... Who knew my first time stoned would be on a board like this, whatever 'this' is, I forgot.

    Look mom! My presense on the 'ol Inet forever!

    I hope I search for this someday and remember the really good. Hopefully it's still good.

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  20. I did a couple of these and got so blown away into thought by my wall that I never finished the list. If someone can't get that awesomely, brilliantly deep into their own mind when smoking then I suggest they lay off for a day or two and then get stoned off their asses like it was their first time ever. Live and love, people. Hatred's not fun for anybody.

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  21. mannnn, why are you guys so angry??!!
    cant we all just get along??!!
    like its weed we're talking about.. lets just smoke, and be free, just live in the moment, dont knock nybody down.. lets just BE!

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  22. nd if ur fuckin stoned...why waist it on the computer???!! just a waist of weed man... at least watch some cheech and chong on youtube if youve got nothin else!

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  23. does anybody know how long it took me to find the post comment button?!?! now you can tlel im hgih. i was scllroing up and dwon and nveer fgureid it out and fnilaly funod it.

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  24. honestly now that im sober, i think wrtiting down lyrics to whatever type of music u listen to would be pretty cool. add that to the list haha.

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  25. The music part is by far the best when stoned. For me, it's thought provoking music like Killah Priest and others like Blink-182 that do the trick for me. I hate hippies but I love smoking.

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  26. i give you respect on the list. i do alot of that shit. and whoever calls themselves a stoner is an idiot. i smoke because i enjoy it not because i think its cool. dont go on the internet and brag about how long youve been smoking and how cool you are. when you smoke do whatever you think is fun, and if you think this stuff is childish, then you shouldnt be smoking weed.

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    1. I smoked the dankest shit ever seene, and i exhale, the worst feeling came up, like i was gonna throw up in my lungs, i'z all like "fuk im never smokn again dog" then about 3 minuits after the caughing, ..ha ohh shit here it starts, I Fucking Love EVERYTHINNGGG life is good man, life is, good. and damn, I swear they have these "type the cation so we know you aint a robot" just to Fuck with the blazed people, shit, I aint no fuckn robot.

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  27. you guys forgot about falling into a game of rockband, checking out the stars. Those ones are my favourite till the munchies hit

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  28. You know whats really lame? trying to compete over who's got their PhD in smoking. seriously, yea some of them i didnt get, but there were a couple that were thought provoking in a way where i came up with new inventions & shit.Everybody enjoys blazing in their own certainw ay, sometimes i like to chill, sometimes i like to have an interesting convo.


    Basically, you guys need to chill out.......maybe by smoking more pot (which is basically what we're all arguing over in a way, if you think about it)

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  29. My favourite is to Jump on a trampoline

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  30. The Very bestestest thing to do ever is get your girl and your two best buds and have them sit in the back seat and your girl in the front and DRIVE, but don't get blazed unless you pull over, and listen to music. Best songs while drivin high are Rbel music by bob marley, Summertime by Sublime, April 26, 1992 by Sublime, uhh, Float away by kotton mouth kings and The Serpentine offering by Dimmu Borgir. Oh and watch for cars with lights on their side mirrors cuz there cops apparently. Drive safe now...

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  31. even beter than fight club, download the song Glosoli by the awesome band sigur ros and listen to it in a dark room with your eyes closed :D it will blow your mind!!!

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  32. going places like malls, where its really busy and ordering burgers from McDonalds is soo fun.. just going on little adventures is fucking hillarious.. its really fun to tape up you hands and feet with a blind fold on. you get so paranoid and think that your mates all have there blindfolds off and are gonna hit you. try thinking of an awsome movie that hasnt been made yet. and that you are goning to direct it.. if possible try and create it around you circumstances at that point in time... its a good laugh

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    1. Haha this made me laugh so much, especially the part with the blindfolds and the hitting! Oh man.....

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  33. try poprocks while listening to dark side of the moon by pink flyod in the drk. its so krazy

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  34. MANNNNNNN I feel good :) this list is childish i guess but FUCK it is fun !!

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  35. wow, these people must be 13 years old boys trying to seem cool. Your list is BADASS. when i say BADASS i mean it had to have been thought up by a stoner-not a douche bag that smokes at frat parties:P

    best list ive come across.
    And im shocked how many people commented that clearly havent smoked weed. Im sorry but if air guitar doesnt sound appealing-either you're on some bad drug or you are in fact the lamest, most boring person EVER!!

    hope to see more list like this one and more stoner's like us:)

    you all need to smoke a joint and chill :)

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  36. (I'm high right now) i love getting high with you BEST friends. Im talking about people who are just like you, and start talking. You guys will have the most serious conversations(intelligent fiends) or funniest(dumb friend) then go to Mcdonalds.

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  37. im absolutly kaned , i think the way that list describes music whn your off your head is the complete truth . this guy has the right idea. and i tried drawing what was in my head but it didnt work lol 420 . i advise you listen to SHY FX feelings a great tune to listen to when absolutly mashed : ) ,

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  38. lmao im so high right now and this is what i do sometimes when im high, like now. i like to look up lists of what to do when your high thast fun, but not do them cuz usuually im alone by the time i get to this.
    an otherwise good list, 7/10.

    PMS: in my word verification, it says
    "hoe" lol

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  39. I think the best thing to do when stoned is to watch 3d movies. with the red/blue glsses .. so trippy!

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  40. i think all yall just need to chill

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  41. i agree with the last suggestion.

    smoke more pot.

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  42. There is no generalized list for things to do while stoned, It's an infinite amount, and everything is personally biased, Don't follow someone else's list, turn on some music, tune in, toke up, and everything will just come to you

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  43. I fucking love this list so haters can suck it!
    and load another bowl. Which is what im about to do.

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  44. I've been smoking pot for 35 years and most of you that have commented still don't get it - smoke your weed and go about your life - whether it be staring a walls or going out and living, just doing it while stoned creates a new perspective on things. Enjoy and mellow out dudes and dudettes.

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  45. its also alot of fun to consecutively make noises with another person trying to make the weirdest sounds (usually in a german accent) TRY TO KEEP UP A PACE AND NON SIMILAR SOUNDS :)

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  46. Listen to the Red Hot Chili Peppers while stoned. Preferably the Stadium Arcadium album becaus it has stuff like Snow and Slow Cheetah which are absolutely amazing. Also, look up Hits From the Bong by Cypress Hill. Playing Resident Evil 4 is fun but it can get pretty freakin scary.

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  47. this is the best one on the web i reckon. kudos

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  48. This is absolutely glorious, anyone who thinks otherwise shouldn't smoke weed

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  49. heres one list
    - smoke lots of non-sprayed ganja
    - study astronomy/physics
    - eat like a horse, cook if you're not lazy when high like meh
    - watch/listen/read funny stuffs and laugh vigorously
    - go to random Yahoo chat rooms and voice chat with unknown people about how many guns you own.
    - read about the chemical composition of weed, cigerettes, alcohol, food you eat, etc and appreciate them
    - read/try to read some Niestzche
    - dont try to code/design anything
    - leave long comments at random blogs
    - think about how our world is perfect in everyway(i dont mean in a religious way coz i m an atheist most of the time haha)
    - dont think about your life and how weed ruined it(kiddin, weed didnt ruin you life, cigerettes did)
    - think about how good a person you are and how occassionally you think of good of others which is \mm/
    - dont go to a new friends place or meet hot girls that you dig, unless you're hip, unlike meh
    - put your phone on voicemail. you aint missin no hell freeze over. dont listen to the voicemails until you're low again.
    - try to get classical beethoven type of music in your guitar, and end up with a shitty cover of Voodoo Child with heavy wah-wah and distortion effect.
    - dont play poker online
    - clean your room/flat/house and take a long shower
    - listen to Meshuggah, or dont.
    - call your girl and tell her how horny you get when you're high and fine.
    - read/edit wikipedia
    - masturbate without any porn
    - learn cool keyboard shortcuts (here's one, type wedAddressName and press Ctrl+Enter, waadaa!)
    - promise you'll always use some cool polite words like please, thank you, i m sorry, cheers, good to see you, i m madly in love with you, etc.
    - smoke more weed, dont worry that you'll need it for later coz there's enough for all of us
    - dont smoke before work coz you'll be regretting before you reach there
    - say that you smoke so much because you dont want kids to smoke so you're trying to finish all the weed and cigerettes there is by smoking em all.
    - teach a non-smoker how to smoke, and gradually turn him/her to dope
    - if on computer, turn on your webcam and forget about it. watch it later and discover how fucked up you look when you're high
    - make cool bongs by yourself and experiment with liquids like milk, alcohol(sucks), petrol(haha), orange juice (+1)etc or try apple pot, watermelon pot, hard paper pot(really)etc. call your friends to your place and tell them to bring some beer along. drink and smoke till you're almost wasted enough to not realize you have to go to work tomorrow.
    - be happy that you're gonna smoke another one after work tomorrow and go to sleep. sleep means 5 hours of listening to blues/jazz/classical music in your iPod with the lights off.
    PS: most guys commenting here are stoned haha! have fun peoples, have fun when you can.
    oh, and also on the list, watch bob marley interview about weed in youtube, that shit is funny myan, though i didnt understand a word he said..haha! jai sambho!

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  50. worst list ever. i think i'll just message some slut to come over instead of any of these suggestions

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  51. your all dumb. No one can tell you what to do while stoned. You just have to figure it out on your own.

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  52. sounds like a cool list, bunch of other fucktards dont know shit. probably never even smoked weed...

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  53. listen to that fuck abve me what the fuck um i dont rememebr what he said but i remebert that it was real shitty of him to say what a dick not above me below me, whatever the one before this was

    you cant andle my riddum

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  54. haha this was great. i actually did the things while i read the list :)

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  55. Air guitar sounds legit, especailly with eyes closed. Don't get pissed if you doon't like the list. It's all about what you like to do. Personal favs: Video games, fuck/wack it if your lonely, pink floyd, aqueous transmission by incubus, playing guitar, talking to friends, trippy you tube videos, beefaroni, taco bell, driving(not too stoned), car rides, shower, ponder deep questions and put on some cartoons and mute them then play some fucking techo, look at the stars

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  56. weed is for losers, try doing meth or crack, so much more interesting, believe me.

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  57. Dude. Know what else is fun? Going on the trampoline with one of your friends when you're both stoned. And box each other, with like your fists but don't actually hit hard or in the face, do soft punches to the stomach and chest and stuff like that. It's actually really fun.

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  58. "weed is for losers, try doing meth or crack, so much more interesting, believe me."

    YOUR the fucking reason people think marijuana is a gateway drug... marcus... your a dick

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  59. Blogger Nicholas said...

    "cynics, pessimists, and asshole potheads in general are the worst. You assholes that write shit like "sucks, sounds like you just started smoking weed 2 days ago" and "what are you new" are typical shithead burnouts in that all they do is bring down the efforts of others without contributing jack fucking squat to anything in life. This was a decent list, and until you jerkoffs come up with something better, here's a big FUCK YOU"

    December 11, 2008 7:15 AM
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    Yay!!! someone has some balls and a brain to go with em!!!

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  60. I think this is a pretty good list, to be honest. If you're too cool to admit that a lot of this stuff is fun while high, then don't do it!

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  61. stop being haters to all you dipshits who keep postin bad shit, i dont see u doin nothin...i thought the list was pretty cool....weed makes people happy so just stfu and love one another dammit!

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  62. This is a bad movie.

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  63. Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us. Keep it up.

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  64. Dude..
    This article has a rating of 4.2 stars by 20 people.

    GET IT?

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  65. watch the tale of despereux on demand... hbo i think..

    then ask yourself why soup day doesn't exist?

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  66. I am reading this list stoned ha like two times so far and its very funny not the list as much as the comments haha

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  67. im fckin high now an tried da list. all i can say iz BORING evryone is diferent weed afects ppl diferently. the coments r guud though

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  68. In principle, a good happen, support the views of the author

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  69. My friends and I love walking down at the beach at night for a bit of star gazing, playing some guitar down at the dock. Record yourselves on camcorder making up songs and shit- then play it back...let the laughs roll- we do a lot of drawings too especially when there is cool music on. We pretty much do anything that pops into our heads but always fun. And the 'missions' we go on when we get the munchies...sometimes the best adventures lol

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  70. I just have to say, decent list! And also ur so right, random missions r the bomb, like going through the drive thru baked with ur friends never gets old, funny shit! haha

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  71. Okay, firstly... It took me like an hour to get through this list. And honestly, I haven't read the list... But. I read the comments to see if the list was going to worth the time. And then I realized everyone commenting was stoned and googled this, because they are all anonymous because everyone was too lazy to log in. And then I tried everything that was listed in the comments, and it's been amazing.

    And I emailed one guy who actually took the time to login, Alex. Like, holy shit. Best list of all time. I hope he emails me back, man.

    And now I'm going to actually go read the list in the post. Thanks to all who offered suggestions.

    Also, captcha: fachem .... WHAT?!

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    1. lmao the bitch who talks about being too lazy to log in, doesn't even log in? xD

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  72. Why such hate? People zre who they are let us flow through life freely. Love and be loved

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  73. Lawl im so bakeeeeeedd man..... wtffffffff fffffflllsls I hadd to fucking typeee thaaat woord verification

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  74. stoned and listenin to jimi hendrix also you should listen to jimi hendrix

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  75. im soo baked right now..i swear to god is was in my lava lamp earlier!!
    Its like when ever i close my eyes im trapped inside my mind falling through a never ending black void

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  76. Im not stoned at the moment but would like to say ina week when 420 comes around im goin to own all of u with the greatest comment ever and how will u know u ask, idk how u will know it was me but ill do it for sure

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  77. Im stoned man and dont get why people are all like 'this list sucks'. it doesnt man.

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  78. Everyone should try long-boarding while high... most fun you will ever have...

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  79. Hey man, to the haters writing, this list is cool. It may not be super epic, but it's definitely worth a shot trying. I bet most of you fools haven't even thought of doing most of the things on the list.

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  80. Anonymous said...
    Dude..
    This article has a rating of 4.2 stars by 20 people.

    GET IT?
    September 13, 2010 7:44 AM


    YOU'RE AWESOME FOR NOTICING THIS!!

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  81. Man scary movies while high is SO NOT A GOOD IDEAAA fuhck that shit man. I watched courage the cowardly dog and almost shat my pants
    but since it's such a fucking gay cute show it wasn't too bad so i ended up laughing a lot xD

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  82. I've done almost everything on this list while stoned and these are probably the MOST boring things you can do while high. Watch a movie, play a video game, go about your normal life stoned, figure out something crazy to do with your high friends, there is plenty of other shit to do while high which is much more fun than anything on this list. Shit, even youtube is better than most of the stuff on this list while high.

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  83. Looks like whoever wrote this list is an "Enhancement Smoker." U know, a person who thinks that Everything is completely amazing when your high. Although some things on the list are pretty cool. When I'm high, I like to:

    Watch old Disney cartoons (from like the 40's)
    Play COD while listening to "war music."
    Listen to psycedelic rock, like Pink Floyd.

    Some movies I like to watch when high:

    Half Baked
    Harold & Kumar go to White Castle
    Dawn of the dead (2004)
    Pineapple Express
    Zombieland

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  84. I like to write. Herb allows me to focus on one emotion, thus allowing for very deep writing. I have a BA from UC Davis in English/literature. I love to research, anything (I'm an Academic with a strong Science background). I write editorials as well, stoned. I'm a history buff on my free time and I also enjoy politics and analyzing politics. Video games are great when they are around, as is chilling with friends. I enjoy the good ol' mission from time to time as well as long walks in the city at night after a couple of really good bowls. A beer or two after a good high is amazing as well and tends to lead to great conversations and kill my shyness. The list was a fine list by me.....

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  86. ya.alll.
    the stuff im smokin right now is the shit!!!!!
    ya'all

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  87. 2 of my mates made a site for all the best shit to do high with like movies and tv shows and apps and crap its called www.howbaked.com hope it helps

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  88. Listen to Wu Tang Clan when stoned.. or cypress hill. good stuff man :D smoke on

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  89. Watch Beavis and Butthead

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  90. I WILL DO THE #17 AND THEN #10 AND REPEAT AS MANY TIMES AS POSIBLE OR RUNNING OUT OF WEED,, WHATEVER COMES FIRST... PMSL

    17.Smoke weed.

    10.Do nothing. Absolutely nothing. Eventually it evolves into something but it's fun to try.

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  91. Awesome. Good list.

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  92. watch this fuckin vid on you-tube, you will be totally gone: /watch?v=Prfjhw-8nEY&list=FL97OOE7O_kZ1ZaGyvRtQ4YQ&index=4&feature=plpp_video

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  93. THE BEST THING TO DO BY FAR (if you have stoner buddies with you). GET OUT THE N64 AND THROW "SUPER SMASH BROS" in. All of you can thank me later

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    1. OH MAN. Not just that, Pokemon Stadium up in that bitch. I've had so many good times doing that!

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  94. the thing is, these things just sound boring. look at walls? look at objects and just stare at them and wonder? think about your eyelids? like WTF dude, nobody fucking does that. because it's BORING. compare people by how good they are at life? what the fuck dude..

    just play some games and listen to music or go on stumbleupon

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  95. Guys...the best thing to do while high is do heroin then drop acid. You'll see God and never come back. Heaven feels so good.

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  96. fuck heroin and fuck acid, just stick with smokin da erb you tripballzer

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  97. The list sucks...

    I personally wouldn't recommend people to listen to a specific band, I listen to Porcupine Tree myself, my mind gets blown, I also listen to stuff like "wonderful peaceful chill out music" on youtube.

    But enough with it, get a rod and go fishing, that shit can't be compared with anything else.

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  98. I don't understand why 'stoners' are dissing fellow stoners by saying they're not 'true' stoners, or they 'don't know how to be high'...I think a TRUE stoner, would just be fucking glad that someone's smoking...regardless of what goes on, what is said, or WHO is smoking, or HOW LONG they've been doing it. it doesn't fucking matter. It really, really, really does not...I'm going to go chill and smoke now. Try the munchie idea, with the elaborate plan. Seems fun. Peace and love, stop bitchin', and smoke a bowl.

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  99. I'm stoned and I just read every single comment. I would try doin that if you have nothing better to do. I find it hilarious that there are people who are fighting over smoking weed. Who cares!

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  100. Things to do while stoned:
    1. Sex
    2. Smoke more
    3. Listen to Amon Amarth (if you like metal) and play Skyrim
    4. Join in an online pissing contest where a bunch of little bitches are trying to be the biggest stoner and laugh your ass off

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  101. Hahaha you guys have to chill out man. Why does everyone have to fight over everything? Who cares if it's not the best list? It's decent, and he put forth the effort to put it out here, so have some respect for him and his work. Just relax, and if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Seriously. Just think about it. The world would be a much better place if people were just more peaceful in general.

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  102. yo im high as hell and im loving just reading this. funny stuff

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  103. Oh no, please just listen to Soja- Open my Eyes and daydream out a window, preferrably one containing the Chicago skyline.

    Peace and love my friends.

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  104. It's stereo-typical to say eat stuff. but when stoned, eat really slowly. Analyze the texture and feel your saliva break down the food. Also, with beverages. Drink it, swish it around in your mouth. It gets really weird when you think of the liquid as a gel in your mouth.

    I also enjoy watching children's shows, or television in general.
    I tend to take television shows literally.
    Like when someone says a joke, or when someone does something and the laugh-track plays, I question the laugh-track. A lot of the time the characters don't even seem funny, they're just assholes.
    Try watching a show you loved as a kid. You either love it more or hate that it still airs or whatnot.

    Another fun/scary thing is imagine the room that you are in as the only plain of existence.
    Nothing exists outside of your room.
    If you have windows, they are just a screen, nothing exists outside of them.
    It can get pretty frightening haha

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  105. Dude im fucking blowed, 2 mo fukn L's. This shit wus cracked up fools!

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  106. I love this list:) i mean some of those things weren't the best but most of them were different and males you laugh at what you're doing. Make sense or am i fried?

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  107. THIS THE BEST LIST EVER

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  108. I think u ol guyz have lost it man! every singe modafuka is high out here including d blog guy...so people keep on taking one another's trip as .. leave it! I really donno.. :P

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  109. KIA Optima 2011 ad. Saw it while looking for other cool videos on youtube. Absolutely fucking blew my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD0zVP-DkOE
    Lights off, headphones in.
    Also zoomquilt 2, staggering beauty, 'Little Talks' music video, and the 'King and Lionheart' music video are all good too.

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  110. daaaamn... the list of comments ended:(

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  111. Go on Pandora and pick your favorite artist and try to predict the next song. crazy shit.

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  112. I don't get why there is an argument about "real stoners" and what they enjoy. If you smoke, you smoke and granted I wouldn't do much on this list, I still accept that these are fucking awesome things to be considered and enjoyed. Isall good and much love (:

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  113. what if space is just a government coverup

    we both see red but you see it as blue and isee it as green

    get a group of friends and record yourselfs answering this questions.. and then listen to it the next morning

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  114. this is bare shit what are you twelve -things to do when your stoned- chill,eat, watch tv,roll another one and sleep :D

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  115. they are really cool things to do when we are bored...

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  116. oh look the end of the site. finally.

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  117. this made me really sad because I looked to the right and stopped everything I was doing and I tried to draw whats in my mind and I had a really great 30 seconds until I got sucked down this steep slope of hate, why bother getting stoned at all if you're just going to hate and critic another persons ideas

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  118. do nothing? why waste the high? all our senses are insanely heightened do not let that go to waste! watch a movie look at some funky lights in a dark room colour a book draw eat fuck exchange ideas talk about dreams spend time with your pet i can go on really it'll be a shame to just sit there and stare at nothing or at a spoon

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  119. Best thing to do while stoned:---
    Read the comments of this post,
    amd wonder how many fucking stoners hot high read this list and now browsing through fucking comments and are fucking replying to it.
    Fuck man.....

    Happy smoking!!! Peace

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